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Orange (To the tune of Michael Jackson's Thriller): 'Cause it's Slender! Slender night! Yeah,
he's a skinny man, but I hear he's got a knife! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Pear: Orange! Orange:
Huh? (turns to see Pear) Pear: Stop singing! Do you want to get us killed? Orange: Sorry.
Could I hum instead? Pear: Focus, buddy. We gotta find these eight pages before Slender
finds us! Orange: I don't know, Pear. This whole game sounds pretty thin. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(The screen gets distorted! Midget Apple: (running) Aah-aah! Run away! Run away! Pear:
Uhh... Orange: Is it just me or does he look a little scared?(laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha! Slender!
Slender! Hey! Need some pages over here! Pear: Okay, (record scratches) time out!
(The camera then shows Orange and Pear.) Orange: (scoffs) Hey, noob. It's called a pause. Pear:
Whatever. Look, I'm thinking we should split up. Orange: What? Come on, dude. We're not
bananas. Banana 1: Hey! Leave us out of this! Banana 2: Seriously! And could you try to
(they explode) Orange & Pear: (react) Ahhhhh!! Pear: Okay, we are definitely splitting up.
(Orange & Pear split up, and the camera switched to Orange's view) Orange: (laughs) Ha-ha!
Slender. More like blender. Those bananas were everywhere. (notices a page on the large
tree) Hey, it's a note from Skinny Mini. Hmm, (reading) "beware of Slender Man". Huh, (collects
the page, Pages 1/8) looks like there's only one thing to do... (paper crumbling) Make
a paper airplane! (turns the page into a paper airplane) (laughs) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha! (throws it, causing it to take off) Whee! No fancy food on that flight. They only
serve "plane" food. (laughs) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! (A dramatic rumble is heard. The screen
goes static.) Orange: Hey! What the? (Orange then turns around. The screen shows Slender
Man in front of him, being scary) Orange: Aaah! It's a skinny mime! (paper airplane
cuts through Slender Man's face) Slender Man: (screaming) Aaaahh!! Orange: Whoa! Sorry,
skinny mime, but I did have the "flight" of way. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Slender Man:
Oh, this really hurts! Orange: Yeesh! I thought you were like me: silent but deadly. (grunts
and farts) Okay, maybe not the silent part. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! (Slender takes the
paper airplane off of his face) Slender Man: Oh, look at this! You totally bend one of
my pages! I'm gonna have iron this out now! (puts the page underneath his shirt) Orange:
Pages? Are you writing a book? Slender Man: No! Orange: Is it a poem? Slender Man: No!
Orange: Does it go like this: (tells him a poem) "Roses are red, violets are blue. Slender's
too skinny to even scare you." (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Skinny puns. Slender Man: It's not a poem!
Orange: Yeah, it's definitely a poem. They should call you Tender Man, not Slender Man.
(laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Slender Man: Stop it! I'm very scary! Orange: Well, what are
you doing out here then? Slender Man: If you must know, I haunt these woods. I feast on
all the souls who enter here. The only way I can be stopped is if you collect all eight
pages that I have carefully hidden throughout the for-- (cash register sound) (Pages 8/8)
Orange: (takes out those eight pages) You mean these pages? (record scratches) Slender
Man: What the?! How did you do that?! Orange: Yay! What do I win? Do I get three wishes?
Slender Man: No! Orange: Ooh, a pot of gold? Slender Man: No! Orange: How about a pot of
gold wishes? Slender Man: (sighs angrily) Aaah!! What is wrong with you?! I'm not a
leprechaun or a genie! Orange: Ah, come on! I know what will make you feel better: the
seeds of friendship. (Orange hacks, spits the seed, and the seed flew up and hits Slender
Man's face) Slender Man: (screams) Rahh! (puts his hand on the pain, then puts his arm down)
(Orange laughs) Slender Man: That's it! I'm out of here! (running away) (Orange turns
around when Slender Man had ran away) Orange: Hey! Come back, Slendy! Come back! (runs to
find him) (screen cuts to Orange's view at Slender Man running) Orange: Where are you
going, Slendy Tender Man? You forgot your poems! Slender Man: Keep 'em! (then he turned)
I don't want 'em! (Orange turned to Slender Man) (Slender Man turned again, Orange turned
to him again) Orange: Come back, Slendy! Come back! Slender Man: (angrily) No!!! Leave me
alo-- (blood splated out of Slender Man when a truck crashed into him while Midget Apple
was in it) (the truck stopped on Orange's view, Slender Man is out of the screen) Orange:
(offscreen) Aaah!!! (screen cuts to him) Orange: Talk about a "Slender bender." (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ewww! (the screen faded)(end credits rolls)