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Es ist Winter. Es ist verdammt kalt . Wir spielen einige Winterspiele. Ugh, Junge. Aber trotzdem, lass mich den Gruß aus dem Weg. Frohlichi Wiehnachts. Frohe Chanuka. Frohe ... Jedenmand. Frohe Feiertage. Und wenn Sie ein Problem mit "Frohe Feiertage", dann "Glückliche Halt die Fresse ". Aber es ist nicht nichts glücklich über diese Scheiße.
Dies ist Winterspiele auf dem NES. Es ist einer jener olympischen Sport-Spiele, die
wie ein einfaches Konzept scheint. Wie schlimm könnte es wohl sein?
Doch dies ist nur ein Stück von einem *** geschissen von Epyx.
Sie machten Summer Games , California Games , World Games und natürlich Winterspiele, die
ihren Weg auf jeder Konsole zu Hause der Menschheit bekannt gefunden. Der Commodore, Amiga, Apple
Computer und die Atari 2600, nur um ein paar zu nennen.
and to be fair most of them want that date for the
their simple sporting games that anyone could pick up and play
then comes the n_t_s_b_ you'd expect this will be a huge improved the let's
see
are beginning boots up
rather comes to light
thanksgiving
i wanna watch this
i wanna play the game
programmers were really impressed with the work here it looks ok but it's not
worth staring at every time you start
*** game
even more senselessly actually give you an option replaying the intro
not easily solved once why the *** what i want to see it again
main entries green is a disaster you can't move the cursor opera daniel who's
left
singapore
not to mention they only skull four-letter words declining but how many
names would have less than four letters traffic flow it goes back and replaces
the first letter startled when it reaches the last minute like images
style
the simplest thing to do with the title a single left wants to get to you know
because what with the name anyway it's not like the games conceded
but the delight guarantee most of the high schoolers appeal on that path
the poet
how hard is that the program something as simple as a name entry screen
if they can't even get that right
wall
wait'll you see the game
been the atari twenty six hundred virginia competing different bands like
bob sledding and skiing
it was simple but it worked disturbing that this is an yes they're actually
going top what they did before i did you know japan over the moon or console
maybe some improvements maybe some more against the atari version had seven
events so we can assume that this will happen
before
only
four
the eighty s disguised he'd been hesitant to it by the party twenty six
hundred prob best by monday so there's an issue in this
makes you wonder how it compares with the tari seventy eight hundred well this
one to had only four but some of the events are different
so intolerable between the two parties it's as if they had the same amount of
games as a part twenty six hundred by when it is said to be a hundred and the
s_ cannot be provided them
between the two i'd never acting before
for students called hot dog every s tactic
of ski jump
okay
why is it called
hotdog aerials
well all that happens here
the crash used are
you crash you killed you crash
dairy rarely have gone approval and or some sort of law
holy computer the deep at around and hope for the best
what people cos
this the design a game with such a dysfunctional control scheme q
the only people know walter will call the ski jump hotdog aerials
next is speed skating
surprises not vote
it bingo
okay so the first thing that happens here
wind speeds away could you just and it right every button on the controller
until you realize you're supposed to happen
left on the deepak repeatedly
it's hell on your fingers in her ranks right up there with those busters we
have to go up the stairs by capping envy
isn't supposed to be fallen is expose the challenging
rocking the deep at left and right with his game design from monkeys
they don't even have the courtesy to explain it you need the manual their
kids a practice mode but it's the same exact thing as the regular game there's
no onscreen instructions whatsoever
many like that
isn't that the most beautiful radiant sound that has ever been
quest to find your soul
it's it's newburgh tonality harmoniously leads the banks wheels of electronic
with the melted rapture
of diarrhea global from a coyotes grapple
next let's try the box
okay i don't get this out
cancellation on the screen must both be looking here four-year i guess that's
the pops lead
is that the school shading looks like crap
literally it's like a port diary into a nice maker
what's that
white kitty scramble japanese expects switching off
we need to take the cartridge abalone or dispose of the clouds
all you do is skier the bobsled using left to right
so once again on controlling news is that the yet it's funny how the any s
controllers to big
bright red buttons that never seen coming in
in fact i believe the peabody is never a even use once the entire gain
so this is actually very simple
but because this results lit up like comic
panels with the speed on that or another unnecessary full *** it makes it look
like it's more complicated than a really is
well there's only one of them
figure skating
there is no hope for this game redeem itself
this is the worst them
i don't know how point system judge
but the idea is to simply make these girl do all kinds of skiing trips
mashed
panel around and try tapping pollens
and all that happens people's planet
very rarely i was able to
didn't purpose
final score always results in zero point zero that's pretty harsh
you even get testable wait for spinning around
this is painful
timer seems less than a turn in the not pregnant torture to your ears
notices always staring at a screen that's nine percent white makes me feel
like going line
evaluate
if i were to get out and ward at the age tripping trophy for the worst controls
ever in a video game
if you're going to get
i mean look at it i've never seen anything this unresponsive and getting
everytime combinations possible you know all it needs to be said about what it
means is that you push buttons that's all it
house where the interplay where it is
yet you push buttons lets it go like this
declare where did you get a lot to movie clips about retaining the politically
phillips and i think it's going to get
the client winter games
program this thing
reviews fred box
this is a blizzard of bad like apple if you got his capability great self-styled
low to produce a consulting catastrophe acts
do not stored extreme temperatures do not immersed in water to knock on wood
benzene dinner alcohol or other such solvents
throughout your truck cartridge do not attempt to disassemble
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